‘..are thought to be a splinter group of the Shania Twain Pro-choice Movement, known in certain quarters as the Cumbombers. They have accepted responsibility for the bombing of a sperm bank in Utah and are thought to be behind the kidnapping of Prince Al-Zakarwi of Saudi Arabia. As you know, the last high profile figure to be abducted, Prince Hulk Windsor of London, was discovered dumped in a public rest room in Hoxton, having been given a vasectomy…And we are just getting reports, that a body has been found dumped outside the Arabian embassy in Paris…We can confirm that a body has been found. Dumped. We can go there right now, once you have unlocked your daily advertisement quota. Just touch the blue square.’

Taken from MEDIA UNFRIENDLY by Jason Winstanley